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thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

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How to finish that last minute assignment

elovers:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

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apaigeuniverse:

undeadsuits:

veeking:

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so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

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i did it. it’s done.

speaking of reversed Frozen gifs

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(imgur)

you turned a kids movie into an animated porno

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tomrny:

DO YOU EVER JUST GET NERVOUS ABOUT LITERALLY NOTHING AND YOU DONT KNOW WHY BUT YOU ARE

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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

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queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

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